The Amazing Doctor Heimlich.
This is the most foolish yet of your MANY MANEUVERS.
5-24-13: I ordered a cider at dinner last night because my friend Sarah told me they tasted like apple juice. It didn’t. So I drank it through a straw to make the experience more bearable.
What kind of cider? Crispin tastes like apple juice because it has apple juice in it.
If you were drinking Crispin and you didn’t think it tasted like apple juice I just don’t know what to do for you.
Or three hundred fast-food meals.
Or 2900 pounds of bananas.
I don’t care what anyone says, heavy cream is definitely a beverage.
1-1-13: Traditional Southern New Year’s Day dinner, mmmm! :)