The Amazing Doctor Heimlich.
This is the most foolish yet of your MANY MANEUVERS.
5-24-13: I ordered a cider at dinner last night because my friend Sarah told me they tasted like apple juice. It didn’t. So I drank it through a straw to make the experience more bearable.
What kind of cider? Crispin tastes like apple juice because it has apple juice in it.
If you were drinking Crispin and you didn’t think it tasted like apple juice I just don’t know what to do for you.
Another Commonplace Book: warrenellis: Okay. Someone asked me how I feel about writing fiction...
Okay. Someone asked me how I feel about writing fiction in a world that still needs actual activism and hands-on work to make life better. They said something similar to, “I get pulled away from writing fiction because I feel guilty for not making tangible benefit to the world….
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Coqueta de cresta rufa (Rufous-crested coquette) by guiacalles on Flickr.
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birds <3
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You could buy this 24-karat gold case for your iPhone 4. Or, since it costs $1,748.06, you could buy eight new iPhone 5s.
Or three hundred fast-food meals.
Or 2900 pounds of bananas.
I don’t care what anyone says, heavy cream is definitely a beverage.
