smartgirlsattheparty:

unatheblade:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.

Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Mind. Blown.

This woman is amazing. 

(via josephdreamboatlevitt)

sci-universe:

Technology at it’s cutest — The Bipedal Cycling Robot

In 2011, robot creator Masahiko Yamaguchi demonstrated a robot which can balance, steer and correct itself while riding a fixed-gear bike.

Full video with more information here.

*ITS!!!

(via josephdreamboatlevitt)

yofuu:

bukkarooo:

timecannotberewritten:

thespookyscarygentleman:

godzillaahh:

measureyourlifeincake:

ghost-of-that-1-cactus:

sisterlucrezia:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?" "DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"Hey baby."
"What is it? Dragons?"
"Er, can I get your number?"
"My cousin’s out fighting dragons and what do I get? Guard duty."
"The hell’s wrong with you?"
"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee."
"Why you gotta be like that?"
"Let me guess- someone took your sweetroll."
"Fuck this."

"Enchantments!"

"Hey sexy can i get yo number"
"Remember my super cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattatas."
Alternate idea: When a guy hits on you, challenge him to a pokemon battle

"Can it wait for a bit? I’m in the middle of some calibrations."

"Hey girl, you’ve got some nice-"
"Enemy RIFLEMAN, TWO HUNDRED meters, SOUTHEAST”
"Uh, are you alrig-"
“TWO, engage that RIFLEMAN, TWO HUNDRED meters, SOUTHEAST”

You know, the day that girls start challenging guys to a pokemon battle in order for them to ask you out is going to be a fucking fantastic day.

"Saw a mudcrab the other day. Nasty creatures."
"I’m done talking to you."

"I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!"

yofuu:

bukkarooo:

timecannotberewritten:

thespookyscarygentleman:

godzillaahh:

measureyourlifeincake:

ghost-of-that-1-cactus:

sisterlucrezia:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?"
"DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"Hey baby."

"What is it? Dragons?"

"Er, can I get your number?"

"My cousin’s out fighting dragons and what do I get? Guard duty."

"The hell’s wrong with you?"

"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee."

"Why you gotta be like that?"

"Let me guess- someone took your sweetroll."

"Fuck this."

"Enchantments!"

"Hey sexy can i get yo number"

"Remember my super cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattatas."

Alternate idea: When a guy hits on you, challenge him to a pokemon battle

"Can it wait for a bit? I’m in the middle of some calibrations."

"Hey girl, you’ve got some nice-"

"Enemy RIFLEMAN, TWO HUNDRED meters, SOUTHEAST

"Uh, are you alrig-"

TWO, engage that RIFLEMAN, TWO HUNDRED meters, SOUTHEAST

You know, the day that girls start challenging guys to a pokemon battle in order for them to ask you out is going to be a fucking fantastic day.

"Saw a mudcrab the other day. Nasty creatures."

"I’m done talking to you."

"I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!"

(Source: spookysage, via fishesgetbitches)

funnypageszine:

This comic was made for Cards Against Humanity's 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit by John Campbell.

funnypageszine:

This comic was made for Cards Against Humanity's 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit by John Campbell.

(via boohooboo)

ryannorth:

qwantzfeed:

i didn’t know things could be this awesome; REALITY SUCKS NOW

based on a true story

my life

ryannorth:

qwantzfeed:

i didn’t know things could be this awesome; REALITY SUCKS NOW

based on a true story

my life

ladyt220:


Oh Chemistree, oh chemistree,
How lovely are your beakers.

You wish your chem lab was as cool as mine.

ladyt220:

Oh Chemistree, oh chemistree,

How lovely are your beakers.

You wish your chem lab was as cool as mine.

(via fishesgetbitches)

snacksidents:

i specialize in wearing different variations of the same basic outfit every day

i specialize in wearing the same outfit every day

wait what

(via fishesgetbitches)

chickensgloriouschickens1:

Chickens in hats, Part I

(via fishesgetbitches)